And now for a cup of tea a la Hercule Poirot.
Continued from tonyperezphilippinescyberspacebook36.blogspot.com.
Sunday, December 31, 2017
Welcome in, 2018!
I stand on the shoulders of my ancestors!
I stand on the shoulders of my ancestors!
MAGNAM TIRGAM
JUADARITA
ALAAYA
SARADOC
JUADARITA
ALAAYA
SARADOC
GEATAO
TE APELLA
GEPARATO
GEPIPO
CHRISTUM PEPUM
TE APELLA
GEPARATO
GEPIPO
CHRISTUM PEPUM
BISTE
BANGE
BESTIPO
BANGE
BESTIPO
RECANTAR ITE
BUM
QUE SE DEUS PACTENIT
BUM
QUE SE DEUS PACTENIT
MOLAI
MALANAI
MOLAO
MALANAI
MOLAO
PETAT MATAT
HARI ANG DADAAN,
HAHAWI KAYONG LAHAT!
HAHAWI KAYONG LAHAT!
MAIGSAC
MAIGMAC
EGOLHUM PETIGSAC
MAIGMAC
EGOLHUM PETIGSAC
PENIVICCIUM LUXCIRIS SALVAME
Pronunciation guide to GEATAO:
MAGNAM TIRGAM (MAN-yahm TEER-gahm, MAGNAM means GREAT)
JUADARITA (Hoo-WAH-dah-REE-tah)
ALAAYA (Ala-AH-yah)
SARADOC (Sa-rah-DOKK) [These five introductory names of front-line spirits are equivalent to knocking on a door and having it opened] [Question: Can you use this opening for any magical prayer other than GEATAO? Answer: Yes.]
GEATAO (Geh-YAH-tow, rhymes with NOW, name of chief spirit) [It is wrong to pronounce this as YAH-tow]
TE APELLA (Teh Ah-PEH-lah, I appeal to you)
GEPARATO (Geh-pah-RAH-toh, name of lesser spirit)
GEPIPO (Geh-PEE-poh, name of lesser spirit)
CHRISTUM PEPUM (KRIS-toom PEH-poom, name of lesser spirit)
BISTE (BEES-teh, name of lesser spirit)
BANGE (BANG-heh, name of lesser spirit)
BESTIPO (Bes-TEE-poh, name of lesser spirit)
RECANTAR ITE (Re-can-TAHR EE-teh, Go and sing again of this)
BUM (Boom, not a word, but, like PHU in other oraciones, the sound is supposed to kick the previously vibrated passages through ether)
QUE SE DEUS PACTENIT (Ke Seh DEH-yoos Pack-TEH-nit, That God [or the god] may go with you; it is common in oraciones that pidgin Latin and pidgin Spanish are mingled)
MOLAI (Moh-LIGH, rhymes with HIGH, name of lesser spirit)
MALANAI (Mah-lah-NIGH, name of lesser spirit)
MOLAO (Moh-LAO, rhymes with NOW, name of lesser spirit)
PETAT MATAT (PEH-tat MAH-tat, It will be attacked, It will die)
HARI ANG DADAAN, (HARI referring to GEATAO and NOT to the person reciting the oracion) [Note: Do NOT pronounce DADAAN as DARAAN because the former is masculine, the latter, feminine]
HAHAWI KAYONG LAHAT! (Do not substitute HAWI or HUMAWI for HAHAWI)
MAIGSAC (Mah-eeg-SACK, name of lesser spirit)
MAIGMAC (Mah-eeg-MACK, name of lesser spirit)
EGOLHUM PETIGSAC (Eh-GALL-hoom, Also with me, Peh-teeg-SACK, name of lesser spirit)
PENIVICCIUM LUXCIRIS SALVAME (Peh-nee-VEECH-yoom, I desire this, I aim at this, Loox-CHEE-riss, By the light that shines on me, SAHL-vah-meh, Save me, rescue me, or be my salvation. This last line is the llave, susi, or key that finally propels the oracion.)
JUADARITA (Hoo-WAH-dah-REE-tah)
ALAAYA (Ala-AH-yah)
SARADOC (Sa-rah-DOKK) [These five introductory names of front-line spirits are equivalent to knocking on a door and having it opened] [Question: Can you use this opening for any magical prayer other than GEATAO? Answer: Yes.]
GEATAO (Geh-YAH-tow, rhymes with NOW, name of chief spirit) [It is wrong to pronounce this as YAH-tow]
TE APELLA (Teh Ah-PEH-lah, I appeal to you)
GEPARATO (Geh-pah-RAH-toh, name of lesser spirit)
GEPIPO (Geh-PEE-poh, name of lesser spirit)
CHRISTUM PEPUM (KRIS-toom PEH-poom, name of lesser spirit)
BISTE (BEES-teh, name of lesser spirit)
BANGE (BANG-heh, name of lesser spirit)
BESTIPO (Bes-TEE-poh, name of lesser spirit)
RECANTAR ITE (Re-can-TAHR EE-teh, Go and sing again of this)
BUM (Boom, not a word, but, like PHU in other oraciones, the sound is supposed to kick the previously vibrated passages through ether)
QUE SE DEUS PACTENIT (Ke Seh DEH-yoos Pack-TEH-nit, That God [or the god] may go with you; it is common in oraciones that pidgin Latin and pidgin Spanish are mingled)
MOLAI (Moh-LIGH, rhymes with HIGH, name of lesser spirit)
MALANAI (Mah-lah-NIGH, name of lesser spirit)
MOLAO (Moh-LAO, rhymes with NOW, name of lesser spirit)
PETAT MATAT (PEH-tat MAH-tat, It will be attacked, It will die)
HARI ANG DADAAN, (HARI referring to GEATAO and NOT to the person reciting the oracion) [Note: Do NOT pronounce DADAAN as DARAAN because the former is masculine, the latter, feminine]
HAHAWI KAYONG LAHAT! (Do not substitute HAWI or HUMAWI for HAHAWI)
MAIGSAC (Mah-eeg-SACK, name of lesser spirit)
MAIGMAC (Mah-eeg-MACK, name of lesser spirit)
EGOLHUM PETIGSAC (Eh-GALL-hoom, Also with me, Peh-teeg-SACK, name of lesser spirit)
PENIVICCIUM LUXCIRIS SALVAME (Peh-nee-VEECH-yoom, I desire this, I aim at this, Loox-CHEE-riss, By the light that shines on me, SAHL-vah-meh, Save me, rescue me, or be my salvation. This last line is the llave, susi, or key that finally propels the oracion.)
I wish to point out that the ONLY correct Latin words and phrases are MAGNAM, TE APELLA, CHRISTUM, ITE, SE, DEUS, and SALVAME. The rest are a hodgepodge, but we should remind ourselves that local mages at the time were taught neither Latin nor Spanish, and had only texts they could get hold of.
Saturday, December 30, 2017
Your Messenger message:
"I know I'm asking a lot but please humor me...
I have restarted my life... If there is anything as such... Oh, and please don't look at my punctuation. How do you see my life??? I'm feeling so depressed, useless & messed up. Is there anything you can share with me, the first step in getting out of this dump? Please do t get offended in my straight forward of asking your advice. Thank you
"I know I'm asking a lot but please humor me...
I have restarted my life... If there is anything as such... Oh, and please don't look at my punctuation. How do you see my life??? I'm feeling so depressed, useless & messed up. Is there anything you can share with me, the first step in getting out of this dump? Please do t get offended in my straight forward of asking your advice. Thank you
"Happy New Year
"Thank you for ur advices and words of wisdom... it may not be for me personally but it helped me.
"Thank you. Hopefully soon I could visit you. Much love"
"Thank you. Hopefully soon I could visit you. Much love"
My reply:
Hello ________!
When we wake up every morning, a new life begins. Live it well. In your present situation, live for your children. In them you shall find your fulfillment and your true happiness. That is what our children are there for--not to remind us of our broken dreams, but for us to allow them to take on new dreams and reach them. That is why their failures are even more heartbreaking to us than our own.
Do not keep looking to the past. Awards, trophies, crowns, and celebrations are all meant to give closure to previous accomplishments. They are not to be carried like burdens into our future. All things pass, including beauty and romance.
Finally, stop consulting students I decided to drop long ago. Their expertise is not up to date. If you notice, they still rely on the same old techniques and have no clue as to all the things that I am practicing now.
Into the forest of the night. When I wake up tomorrow it will be the last day of the year. I will be much older, but so will the entire world. Who will pause and care? We are always between birth and death. While we are still there, do we bother to count how many people we loved, and how many loved us? And what about those whom we failed to love, and those whose love we fended off? All of these will be glossed over by history, yet they will always be part of ether, of the air our children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren will breathe long after we are gone.
Gaano Katanga Ang Minsan?
Your Messenger message:
"ULOL KA. MAMATAY KA NA!!! KAIBIGAN KO IN REAL LIFE. IMPOSTOR KA! KABIBISITA KO SA BAHAY NIYA. PARA MAG DELIVER NG CHRISTMAS GIFT. SPIRITUAL PARENT KO YAN. SANTA MUERTE ANG BAHALA SA YO. SINUWMBOQNG KITA SA KANYA.
"SI ________________, _________________ & __________ ANG MGA PABORITO ESATUDYANTE & APO.
"SPIRIT QUESTO AKO. AUGUST 2011. AKO NA MAGAGASLIT & MURA PARA SA KANYA ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA MO!!!"
My reply:
You are definitely not psychic. How can you be sending messages to an impostor when you are actually sending them to the real person?
"ULOL KA. MAMATAY KA NA!!! KAIBIGAN KO IN REAL LIFE. IMPOSTOR KA! KABIBISITA KO SA BAHAY NIYA. PARA MAG DELIVER NG CHRISTMAS GIFT. SPIRITUAL PARENT KO YAN. SANTA MUERTE ANG BAHALA SA YO. SINUWMBOQNG KITA SA KANYA.
"SI ________________, _________________ & __________ ANG MGA PABORITO ESATUDYANTE & APO.
"SPIRIT QUESTO AKO. AUGUST 2011. AKO NA MAGAGASLIT & MURA PARA SA KANYA ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA MO!!!"
My reply:
You are definitely not psychic. How can you be sending messages to an impostor when you are actually sending them to the real person?
Your Messenger message:
"IMPOSTOR KANA HAYUP KA. NASA G+ ANG TOTOO. KASABWAT KA NI ______________ SA PAMIMIRATA NG LIBRO MGA PANIBAGONG KULSM, KUNWARI EDIT ANG ENGKANTO DE DIOS. PATI SA MGA AGIMAT KUNWARI ORASYON NIYA. MAMATAY NA KAYO. SA HARING BAKAL CIA & KILALA CIA NG PAMA NGKIN NG FOUNDER HARING BAKAL. UNG BLOCKED NINYO C ______ . SINUMBONG NA KAYO. KAPAL NG MUKHA NINYO. KAMATAY NA KAYO!"
My reply:
Hello _____!
I am sorry to inform you that this is really me, and that this is my facebook account. If someone has been pretending to be me, it is certainly not me.
I have BOTH a facebook account AND a Google+ account. You are my Google+ Follower but you are NOT in my facebook Friends List.
Encanto de Dios is not an edited version. It is my TRANSLATION.
P.S. It is difficult, if not impossible, for anyone else to write like me. And how could anyone else but me take prolific photos of my house and possessions with my Canon IXUS?
"IMPOSTOR KANA HAYUP KA. NASA G+ ANG TOTOO. KASABWAT KA NI ______________ SA PAMIMIRATA NG LIBRO MGA PANIBAGONG KULSM, KUNWARI EDIT ANG ENGKANTO DE DIOS. PATI SA MGA AGIMAT KUNWARI ORASYON NIYA. MAMATAY NA KAYO. SA HARING BAKAL CIA & KILALA CIA NG PAMA NGKIN NG FOUNDER HARING BAKAL. UNG BLOCKED NINYO C ______ . SINUMBONG NA KAYO. KAPAL NG MUKHA NINYO. KAMATAY NA KAYO!"
My reply:
Hello _____!
I am sorry to inform you that this is really me, and that this is my facebook account. If someone has been pretending to be me, it is certainly not me.
I have BOTH a facebook account AND a Google+ account. You are my Google+ Follower but you are NOT in my facebook Friends List.
Encanto de Dios is not an edited version. It is my TRANSLATION.
P.S. It is difficult, if not impossible, for anyone else to write like me. And how could anyone else but me take prolific photos of my house and possessions with my Canon IXUS?
Your Hangout message:
"Hi Sir!
"I would just like to ask you regarding my dream last night.
"In my dream I was in a theater production. I was a part of the chorus, I think. The thing is I don’t remember acting on stage. The dream was just about a series of costume changes in the backstage. After each scene, we would hurry putting on an orange skirt and and orange kamisa. The material of the cloth was transparent like tule. The skirt was almost like a petticoat.
"It was strange that we had to change our costumes often as it just looked the same except the length of the skirt and sleeves. What was stranger was that underneath, we wore our regular clothes (jeans, white shirt) which the transparent garments did not conceal.
"I was not able to recognize who my companions were. Actually we were like soldiers or ROTC cadets ordered by the stage manager to go back and forth from the backstage to the stage.
"When I woke up this morning, I felt very tired.
"Thank you very much for your time and good day., Sir."
"Hi Sir!
"I would just like to ask you regarding my dream last night.
"In my dream I was in a theater production. I was a part of the chorus, I think. The thing is I don’t remember acting on stage. The dream was just about a series of costume changes in the backstage. After each scene, we would hurry putting on an orange skirt and and orange kamisa. The material of the cloth was transparent like tule. The skirt was almost like a petticoat.
"It was strange that we had to change our costumes often as it just looked the same except the length of the skirt and sleeves. What was stranger was that underneath, we wore our regular clothes (jeans, white shirt) which the transparent garments did not conceal.
"I was not able to recognize who my companions were. Actually we were like soldiers or ROTC cadets ordered by the stage manager to go back and forth from the backstage to the stage.
"When I woke up this morning, I felt very tired.
"Thank you very much for your time and good day., Sir."
My reply:
Hello ______!
You have been trying to please a group of people by catering to their expectations, but failing. Learn to see things from the points of view of others before commencing any kind of action.
The constant change of costume to similar costumes indicates that you are unable to adapt to situations using new strategies.
The best thing to do, of course, is to just be yourself and let others accept you for what you are. If they cannot do that, that is really their problem and not yours.
5:30 PM Saturday, December 30, 2017. The onset of sunset. This is the time when weary workers come home and intend to spend the long weekend in their respective houses, hoping they will survive it and be ready to go back to work again afterward. The man wonders how far the money in his pocket will take him. The wife thinks of all the possible backstops to keep their family happy. The young man wishes his friends will remember him. The young woman plans to make not only each day a joyful one, but each hour of each day a joyful one too. And the children are dreaming of pleasant surprises coming their way.
For the past decade now I pee while sitting on the toilet bowl, a lesson in hygiene that I learned from my Muslim brothers. It prevents dribbling on the rim of the bowl or on the floor, splashing, flushing urine from my body like a horse, and expelling urine as though it were te karit.
I also have a secret reason for doing so, which, I am certain, my Muslim brothers were never aware of. When I pee while sitting on the toilet bowl, my body experiences sensations akin to multiple orgasm. The soles of my feet and the palms of my hands first tingle pleasurably, and then the feeling creeps gently toward the center of my body.
I also have a secret reason for doing so, which, I am certain, my Muslim brothers were never aware of. When I pee while sitting on the toilet bowl, my body experiences sensations akin to multiple orgasm. The soles of my feet and the palms of my hands first tingle pleasurably, and then the feeling creeps gently toward the center of my body.
Friday, December 29, 2017
Most men don't notice it, but, after a tooth extraction, they become temporarily impotent--an archetypal carryover from ancient times when wild animals and wild men measured power by the strength of their teeth. During these times they can counter their impotence by performing self-sex, but can exert themselves physically only after the bleeding of their gums has stopped and the wounds have closed.
Nature has a way of preventing men from overexerting their potency. It is from the ages of 25 - 35, the height of their sexual activity, when they need to have their molars extracted--the very teeth that literally and symbolically perform grinding, gnashing, and gritting.
Yes, we all have inborn safety valves, though we may not be aware of them.
Nature has a way of preventing men from overexerting their potency. It is from the ages of 25 - 35, the height of their sexual activity, when they need to have their molars extracted--the very teeth that literally and symbolically perform grinding, gnashing, and gritting.
Yes, we all have inborn safety valves, though we may not be aware of them.
Tony Perez's Rules of Magical Economy:
1. Take on only five or six students. More than that are not worth passing on anything to.
2. A mage will take on a very young student because, after his physical death, he will continue to be a spirit guide to that student.
3. Huwag kang sumunod sa sinumang mago na laging walang pera, naghihirap, mahigpit ang pangangailangan, at baon sa utang.
1. Take on only five or six students. More than that are not worth passing on anything to.
2. A mage will take on a very young student because, after his physical death, he will continue to be a spirit guide to that student.
3. Huwag kang sumunod sa sinumang mago na laging walang pera, naghihirap, mahigpit ang pangangailangan, at baon sa utang.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
As early as the age of nine I swore that I would create only "tangible" works of art: writing, which is tangible and available as long as the printed sheets are there, and painting, which is also tangible and available as long as the works of art are on or against a wall. I avoided music, which exists only if someone must play it live for you, or if you conjure it electronically, but which remains invisible, and dance, which, though visible, like music has the same live and electronic constraints (the same goes for acting, acting having the further constraint of physical aging).
With writing and with painting you can have your cake and eat it too.
With writing and with painting you can have your cake and eat it too.
And to you--yes, you who barely survived a very close shave because you were wearing a cross derivative of this--you whom I have never met before but who I KNOW reads my postings--this is the talisman of the father. I have the missing set of words you do not have, and I will give those words to you so that you can save yourself, but only if you come to me.
All of our Christmas decor has been stowed away, and our New Year decor is now up. (Yes, there is a difference between the two.)
After the tea lights were consumed, we filled the fairy globes with 24 copper coins each to meet the New Year.
This set-up also repels flies and prevents them from entering the house. Try it to believe it.
Every major bus terminal should have an LBC station attached to it. Excess baggage should then be sent through them rather than be forced on or off board.
The only baggage that passengers should be allowed to take on the bus are three hand-carried bags that can fit in an overhead compartment or under their seats, as in airplanes.
For everyone's convenience, anyway.
The only baggage that passengers should be allowed to take on the bus are three hand-carried bags that can fit in an overhead compartment or under their seats, as in airplanes.
For everyone's convenience, anyway.
Tony Perez's Rules of Magical Economy:
1. Delete, unFriend, or Block everyone who thinks you want to recruit him as your student. He is essentially a paranoid schizophrenic who is too full of himself.
2. Do not show your most potent amulets, talismans, and magical implements online.
3. Huwag mong patayin sa sindak ang kalaban. Patayin mo sa inggit.
1. Delete, unFriend, or Block everyone who thinks you want to recruit him as your student. He is essentially a paranoid schizophrenic who is too full of himself.
2. Do not show your most potent amulets, talismans, and magical implements online.
3. Huwag mong patayin sa sindak ang kalaban. Patayin mo sa inggit.
Margo is sleeping over in Angelique's room. They are having a Harry Potter festival with our DVD collection.
After Kichiro arrived from the pet parlor, Angelique, Aubrey, and Margo went to 7-11 beside the Seaoil Gas Station, across the street (EDSA). It's a place where I could very well go to check out goodies every evening, but kera-kera usually takes over.
After Kichiro arrived from the pet parlor, Angelique, Aubrey, and Margo went to 7-11 beside the Seaoil Gas Station, across the street (EDSA). It's a place where I could very well go to check out goodies every evening, but kera-kera usually takes over.
Now watch the atchays scheming to light illegal fireworks and firecrackers round their houses because, after all is said and done, they have no comprehension of safety, no concern for the environment, no concept of noise pollution, and no penchant for following rules. These are the same persons who thoughtlessly litter in public places.
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Tony Perez's Rules of Magical Economy:
1. Master one system of magic before moving on to another, as you would also need to master one system of martial arts before moving on to another. Avoid magic smorgasbords.
2. Know where the astral portals in your house are located.
3. Ang tanggapin mo lang, taong mag-aalaga sa iyo, hindi taong ikaw pa ang mag-aalaga.
1. Master one system of magic before moving on to another, as you would also need to master one system of martial arts before moving on to another. Avoid magic smorgasbords.
2. Know where the astral portals in your house are located.
3. Ang tanggapin mo lang, taong mag-aalaga sa iyo, hindi taong ikaw pa ang mag-aalaga.
As I mentioned a long time ago in one of my electronic diaries, when someone tells you, "Tumaba ka", what it means is, "Once upon a time you were gorgeous, but now, you no longer are."
So, yes, it is meant to be insulting. But the person making the remark has every right to decide who is gorgeous to him and who is not.
If you feel offended, it is you who are remiss in not keeping yourself in shape. Vanity is never exclusively for oneself but also for The Other.
That being said, if you wish to lash back, here are a few suggestions:
--"At ikaw, hanggang ngayon, pangit pa rin."
--"Bakit ako mangangayayat, e lagi naman akong mayaman?"
--"E ano, asawa ba kita?"
--"Ano ang mas masahol, ang mataba o ang makapal ang mukha?"
--"Kesa ba naman sa iyo, na mataba ang _____?"
Oh, and make sure that EVERYBODY hears you.
So, yes, it is meant to be insulting. But the person making the remark has every right to decide who is gorgeous to him and who is not.
If you feel offended, it is you who are remiss in not keeping yourself in shape. Vanity is never exclusively for oneself but also for The Other.
That being said, if you wish to lash back, here are a few suggestions:
--"At ikaw, hanggang ngayon, pangit pa rin."
--"Bakit ako mangangayayat, e lagi naman akong mayaman?"
--"E ano, asawa ba kita?"
--"Ano ang mas masahol, ang mataba o ang makapal ang mukha?"
--"Kesa ba naman sa iyo, na mataba ang _____?"
Oh, and make sure that EVERYBODY hears you.
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Your Messenger message:
"Hi po. Ano po ang ibig sabihin na nabungian ka, na atanggal lahat ng ngipin mo?"
My reply:
Hello ___________!
You need to give me the entire narrative. A dream always has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
However, when a man dreams of losing his teeth, it usually means that:
--He has become temporarily impotent, most probably due to stress or being overworked.
--He has recently experienced some form of defeat among his peers.
"Hi po. Ano po ang ibig sabihin na nabungian ka, na atanggal lahat ng ngipin mo?"
My reply:
Hello ___________!
You need to give me the entire narrative. A dream always has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
However, when a man dreams of losing his teeth, it usually means that:
--He has become temporarily impotent, most probably due to stress or being overworked.
--He has recently experienced some form of defeat among his peers.
Monday, December 25, 2017
Try doing this even if you are not a writer:
http://tonyperezphilippinescyberspacebook18.blogspot.com/2017/12/a-writers-year-end-exercise.html
http://tonyperezphilippinescyberspacebook18.blogspot.com/2017/12/a-writers-year-end-exercise.html
Sunday, December 24, 2017
Two cups espresso blend mixed with green-bean coffee.
A quiet day. The night will also be another, silent one, though not necessarily holy.
Angelique and J. are going jalan-jalan. Am staying home, though. I go to the center only when all the shops are open.
I know that I must paint two portraits and dramaturge three plays, but I just don't feel like doing anything at all.
A quiet day. The night will also be another, silent one, though not necessarily holy.
Angelique and J. are going jalan-jalan. Am staying home, though. I go to the center only when all the shops are open.
I know that I must paint two portraits and dramaturge three plays, but I just don't feel like doing anything at all.
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